League Rulebook
The Rules
Know them. Live by them. Or face the consequences.
📊 Scoring System
This league's own settings, straight from Yahoo
Passing
- Pass Yds1 pt per 25 yds
- Pass TD+4 pts
- Int-2 pts
Rushing
- Rush Yds1 pt per 10 yds
- Rush TD+6 pts
Receiving
- Rec Yds1 pt per 10 yds
- Rec TD+6 pts
Two-Point Conversions
- 2-PT+2 pts
Kick/Punt Return
- Ret TD+6 pts
Fumbles
- Fum Lost-2 pts
Kicking
- FGM 0-19-2 pts
- FGM 20-29-1 pt
- PAT Made+1 pt
- FG Yds1 pt per 10 yds
Defense / Special Teams
- Sack+1 pt
- Int+2 pts
- Fum Rec+2 pts
- TD+6 pts
- Safe+2 pts
- Blk Kick+2 pts
- Ret TD+6 pts
- Pts Allow 0+10 pts
- Pts Allow 1-6+7 pts
- Pts Allow 7-13+4 pts
- Pts Allow 14-20+1 pt
- Pts Allow 28-34-1 pt
- Pts Allow 35+-4 pts
- XPR+2 pts
Other
- Pick Six-2 pts
- Off Fumb TD+6 pts
🗂️ Roster Positions
📋 League Rules
Live draft required — no auto-draft without penalty
Commissioner decisions are final on all disputed calls
Head-to-head — you play one opponent a week
Top 6 teams make the playoffs, starting Week 14
Waiver type: R
Trades allowed through Nov 28, 2026
🔒 Keeper Rules
Each manager may keep one player they originally drafted, for up to three seasons in a row, as long as that player was on their roster for the entire prior season. Every season a player is kept, the draft round it costs to keep him moves up one round from where he was picked.
See this season's keepers, one per team →💀 Loser Punishment
Last Place = Draft Bitch
Last place is next season’s draft bitch. The loser works the draft at Danny’s: sets up the board, runs the beer and food, fetches whatever anyone asks for, cleans up after, and wears the title all year — until somebody else finishes last and takes it off him.